Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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