never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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