is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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