i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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