Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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