I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize