Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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