It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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