I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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