No, you can still breathe under the balls.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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