white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I can't trust your balls anymore.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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