Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
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