im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
...so i touched it.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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