a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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