Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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