I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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i drank out of a bidet.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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