ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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