this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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