there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
someone owes me an orgasm
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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