I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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