She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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