Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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