just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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