I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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