i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
organizing the empties. That sober.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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