I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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