His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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