i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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