problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I currently don't understand fingers.
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