bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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