Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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