She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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