I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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