its not stalking. its research.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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