Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
