Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
