I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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