ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
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Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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