at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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