I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
