are you so shy because you have an std?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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