He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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