youre lurking in front of me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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