Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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