You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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