There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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