Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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