therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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