im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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