So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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