He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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