just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Randomize
