Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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