I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
