I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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