I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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