my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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