Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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